Today is remembrance day. Remember the men and women of world war II who fought to protect international freedom, as you hand your liberty over to dictators. Remember what the American men of the civil war fought and died for, as your voting machines discard your votes and corrupt your elections. Remember why the world rose up against Germany in the first place, as you put anyone Islamic on a no-fly list. Remember the values that thousands gave up their lives for, as you exchange freedom for security. Remember the true value of what you have given up.
Also, remember that today is Rosie’s birthday. As things continue to suck on a grand scale, it’s the people around you that are most important. So: happy birthday!