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Strange political quotes…

“If somebody’s gonna stab me in the back, I want to be there.” “When you’re talking to me, keep your mouth shut.” “I hate to confuse myself with the facts.” “My knowledge is no match for his ignorance.” “The average … Continue reading

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Data will be handled even with the aid of electronic calculators

This page has what must be the best privacy information ever: Your data is necessary for the sole purpose of software activation, customer service and communications regarding SiSystem’s software. Data will be handled even with the aid of electronic calculators. … Continue reading

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Highlights From Student Council Speeches

The truely wonderful thing about mary ward, my former high school, was that we got some truely inspired (IE strange) speeches when it came time for student elections. While none of them could top one years refference to “my enormous … Continue reading

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Samuel Needs

I created the following list by typing “Samuel needs” into google, with quotes, and copying from the first 10 results. Idea stolen from a facebook friend. What do _you_ need? Samuel needs to be watched at all times while you … Continue reading

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