Strange political quotes…

“If somebody’s gonna stab me in the back, I want to be there.”

“When you’re talking to me, keep your mouth shut.”

“I hate to confuse myself with the facts.”

“My knowledge is no match for his ignorance.”

“The average age of a 7-year old in this state is 13″.

“Candidly, I cannot answer that. The question is too suppository.”

“I deny the allegations, and I defy the alligators.”

Anger and Sheep Sex

Seems the stress is getting to some people, perhaps. While eating dinner in the ILLC res eatery, I overheard a student standing at the counter, talking extremely loudly:

“He said he knew some people who had had sheep sex. Sex. With a sheep. He said he never did, but if he did have sex with a sheep, he wouldn’t regret it.”

The same guy, a few minutes later:

“Things are so overpriced here! It’s a dollar ten for a can of coke, and that pisses me off. And cream cheese! We don’t even have herb and garlic. But it’s a dollar 40 for a bagel…” He ranted on in that vain for some time. He could be heard across the room.

I feel your pain, brother. Now, can I have an award? Newest blog to publish the most amount of sex stories in the shortest timeframe, or something?