“If somebody’s gonna stab me in the back, I want to be there.”
“When you’re talking to me, keep your mouth shut.”
“I hate to confuse myself with the facts.”
“My knowledge is no match for his ignorance.”
“The average age of a 7-year old in this state is 13″.
“Candidly, I cannot answer that. The question is too suppository.”
“I deny the allegations, and I defy the alligators.”